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Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon
Dynamite: No, go find your own. Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving!
I didn't get to eat anything today. Nathan: [kicks the tots] Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!
Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite:
A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger
mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
+_All From .Napoleon Dynamite._+
I Wanna Be The One You Point At And Say..."That's
Her"
fubu shirt.......45$ rocca wear hoody..80$ sean
john hat....35$ air force ones...120$ realizing ur white...priceless..
.:*:. If. You. Get. Caught. Lookin. At. Him. At. Least.
You. Know. He. Was. Lookin. Back. .:*:.
In every girls life, There will always be
those 3 guys 1. The one she loves 2. The one she hates 3. The one she cant
get enough of - and in the end they're all the same guy.
..::*|HoW mUcH cAn i GeT aWaY wIth aNd stiLL
LoOk InNoCeNt|*::..
-BOY: I saw her today GiRL: I saw him today -BOY:
It seems like it's been forever GiRL: I wonder if he still cares -BOY: She looks better than before GiRL: I couldn't
stop staring at him -BOY: I asked her how things were going GiRL: I asked about his new girlfriend -BOY:I'd choose
her over any girl GiRL: He's probably really happy right now -BOY: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry GiRL:
He couldn't even look at me -BOY: I told her I missed her GiRL: He doesn't mean it BOY:I meant it GiRL: He didn't
mean it -BOY: I love her GiRL: He loves his new girlfriend -BOY: I held her for the last time GiRL: He gave me
a friendly hug -BOY: Then I went home and cried GiRL: Then I went home and cried -BOY: I lost her
*i can see yOur faCe whenever im (s l e E p i n g)
*but it hurts when i realize i'm only(d r e a m i n g)
WhEn Ur A TeEnAgEr [FoR tHe GuRlS] •Ur
friends are more important then your family •Boyfriends are a major Prioity •You have to look perfect even
if your going some where stupid in case if you see someone you know •You sneek out to meet a friend or a guy •You
become irritated over little things!(P.M.S.) •You whine about guys to everyone •You are embarrassed to go
to the mall with your parents •You know what ur "BASES" are, and you have been to some •You Find the real
use of a basement or a bedroom window •You need new clothes all the time •You go to parties •You
go for "walks" just to find guys •Youll do anything for attention -All you gurls know you do it!!-
~hott n sweet, cute n sassy, so c'mon boy n
lets get nasty!~
wOndering why yOur mind fails tO function?..Baby its
called..
[*SwEeT SeDuCtIoN*]|
GUYS English I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy I’m bored = Wanna make out? Want 2 go 2 a movie = I’d like 2 make
out wit u. Sooner is betta I luv u = Lets make out I luv u 2 = OK I sed it we’d betta make out now Lets
talk = I’m tryin 2 impress u by showin u that I’m a deep person - maybe then u’ll wanna make out wit me Nice
dress = Nice cleavage U look tense, lemme give u a massage = So u’ll owe me one 2 Wuts wrong? = What meaningless,
self-inflicted, psychological trauma r u goin thru now?
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when
your heart still does...
~*THINGS THE PERFECT GUY WOULD DO*~ ~Know how 2
make you smile when ur down ~Stick up for you all the time ~Be so wrapped up in everything but still have time 4 you ~Fit
his arms around you ~Hint that he wants to kiss you ~His hands always find urs ~Be cute when he really wants something ~Never
run out of love ~Be funny but know when to be serious ~Be patient when you take forever to get ready ~React so cutely
when you hit him and it really hurts ~Smile then kiss you ~Blast the music when he picks up the phone, but turn it off
when he knows its you ~Hug you on a bad day ~Make you feel extra special ~Tell you ur the most beautiful girl even
tho u don't think so
God made coke god made pepsi god made
(Me) so darn sexy
i dont ask f0r opinions or concerns because from my
mistakes [ [ i'll suffer ] ] & from my own bad choices --» [ i l l .L e a R n ]
Every Girl Wants "Prince Charming"... and While He
May Be Nice and All... I'm thinking that I'd Rather Have the Guy That’s Going to call at 4a.m. Just To Say i Love You...
Or Someone Who'll Stop By My House, After Just Hanging Up The Phone… Because He Wants To See How I'm *really* Doing..
Because I Said I Was Fine, But we both Know I'm Lying. Or The Guy who’ll Stay Home On a Saturday Night with Me Because
I'm Sick and Bring Me My Favorite Kind Of Candy...Even Though I Can't Eat It Because My Stomach Flips at The Idea. That Guy...
That One Guy...He May Not Be "Prince Charming" To Anyone Else...But He'd Be My Hero, My 'Knight in Shining Armor.' Anyone
who’d Rather Stay Home on a Saturday Night and Lay with Me While I Sleep Just to Watch Me...
I could conquer the World with one Hand if you were
holding the other.
~*~*~*~*~*22 things the perfect guy would do*~*~*~*~*~*~* 1)
Know how to make you smile when you are down 2) Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice 3) Stick up for
you, but still respect your independence 4) Be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you 5) Fit
his arms firmly around you 6) Hint that he wants to kiss you 7) His hands always find yours 8) Be cute when he really
wants something 9) Never run out of new games to play 10) Never run out of good jokes 11) Never run out of love 12)
be funny, but know when to be serious 13) REALIZE he’s being funny when he needs to be serious 14) Be patient
when you take forever to get ready 15) React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts 16) Smile 17) Kiss
you 18) Act like Mr. Big (not to point where you are annoyed, just little enough to make it cute) 19) Apologize for
acting like Mr. Big 20) Blast the music when he picks up the phone 21) Turn it off when he realizes that it’s
you on the phone 22) Hug you on a bad day and the clouds seem to lift.
[ : * yeah i Live for * : ] [Those little moments.
] ° ¤ . .when he steals mi heart. ((& duznt even knoe it)). . ¤ °
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|.:*| i (n)(e)(v)(e)(r) thought i’d risk the
|*:.| chance of gettin .h.u.r.t. again . . . ; |.:*| *but for some `reason` when i'm |*:.| with you *;* it all
seems .worth. it.
One day he’ll look back and say “Damn,
she really did love me.”
*:~*~:.Im A genie In A Bottle.:~*~:. .:~*~:.you’re
just a Tramp In A Lamp.:~*~:.*
ii asked you if i was [p r e t t y] .. you said ..not
at all.. ii asked you if i was [fat] and you said ..of course you are.. ii asked you if you wanted to be with me [
f o r e v e r ] and you said ..no.. i asked if you would [cry] if i turned around and walked away, and you said
..no.. so, I slowly turned and began to walk away, and you grabbed my arm, looked into my eyes, and said ..?your not
[pretty] your ..beautiful.. the only [fat] thing about you is your ..heart.. ii don’t wanna be with you [forever]
i ..need.. to be with you forever ..and if you were to walk away, ii wouldn’t [cry] ii would ..die..
If I got three wishes, I’d give back two…my
only wish, is to be with you
(¨`•.•´¨)Be Sure It's True When You `•.¸.•´
Say I Love You(¨`•.•´¨) Millions Of Hearts `•.¸.•´
Have Been(¨`•.•´¨)Broken Just Becuz `•.¸.•´ These Words Were Spoken
.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•..
CHOCOLATE'S A BAND-AID, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY .•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•.•´`•..•´`•..
•:*¨¨*:•..•:*¨¨*:•.•:*¨¨*:•. I
play My Game Like Monopoly... i Dare Any b¥tCh 2 Land on My Property! .•:*¨¨*:•. .•:*¨¨*:•.•:*¨¨*:•.
-::- I N.e.V.e.R stopped -::- :.*.:.Feeling.:.*.:.-*For
-*him*- -::-I just Stopped Letting it show-
~B~ is for how BEAUTIFUL I am. ~I~ is for how INCREDIBLE
I am. ~T~ is for how TOUGH I am. ~C~ is for how CUTE I am. ~H~ is for how HARD im gonna kick your ass next time you
call me a BITCH!!!!
lOve is when yOu`re a better persOn * just because
that sOmeOne is in yOur life
[ i think we dream so that we don't
have to be apart so long.. ] [ if we're in each other's dreams we can be together all the time. ]
|Dip| it l o w pick it up
w o l S
r o move it all a u
d n pop it O-U-T lyke ur back broke | | | -POP- -POP-
-POP- | | | that thang..
«-(`v')-«..TheReZ nO SuCh tHiNg aS a PLaYa.. ..JuS
LiL bOyZ sCaReD tO GeT HuRt.. «-(`v')-«
People Change-Thingz go wrong things happens ..but... l
i f e . g o e s . on
(_. •´¯`»-|-B.l.o.n.d.e.s.t.B.r.u.n.e.t.t.e-|- «´¯`•._)
!!im the blondest
BRUNETTE U
WILL EVER MEET!!
>iF mY aTtiTuDe CaUsEs YoU< *AnY DiStReSs*...CaLL
1-800-KISS-MY-ASS
*gUyZ are like *sTaRz* even if theres a *mIlLiOn*
only *oNe* will make ur *dReAmZ* come true!!*
,- - - -Whatever is meant to be- - - -,
'- - - - -»Will always happen «- - - - '
its amazing how one day someone walks [[into
your life]] then the next day «--»you wonder«--» ¤...how you lived...¤ -w i t h o u t them-
-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-_ Real eyes
Realize Real Lies _-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-__-¤-
*love*...itz one of those... [Can't eat], ''Can't
sleep'', ^Reach for the stars^, -Over the fence World Series kinda things-
™.:P å ® ê ñ † å L - Ä Ð v í § Ø ®ÿ.:.™
You make me throw up a little! {HaPpY bUnNy}
((*Life*)) {{*Hope*}}
[[*Truth*]] ((*Trust*)) {{*Faith*}}
[[*Pride*]] ((*Love*)) {{*Lust*}} [[*Pain*]]
((*Hate*)) {{*Lies*}} [[*Guilt*]] ((*Laugh*)) {{*Cry*}}
[[*Live*]] ((*Die*))
*diamonds* are nice, so are t o y s, but they ain't
[[nuttin]] like those .s.e.x.y. ~skater~ ::boys::
~"Blondes are pretty, red heads are smart, but it
takes a real brunette to steal your heart"~ this statement is so trUe!
B e h i n d] this i.n.n.o.c.e.n.t - smile of mine
× Lay [W o r d s] that go .u.n.s.a.i.d. ×
i bet someone could look into ur eyes '---»
a || m i l l i o n || times «---' and // never // see what i see in you
-» The [ S | P | A | C | E | S ] between my fingers
are meant to be filled with y.o.u.r.s
Sometimes i -Wish- i could just Press F.A.S.T.F.O.R.W.A.R.d to
see if its all worth it
SoMe GiRlZ aRe liKe pEnNyZ... [2 f A c E d &
w O r T h L e S s]
Im AnYtHinG bUt.•:¤¨¨_:•.. _ O _
R _ D × I _ N × A _ R _ Y _
»-(¯`v´¯)-»WILD CHILD»-(¯`v´¯)-»
•´`•.¸»¦«¸.•´`•.-.•´`•.¸»¦«¸.•´`•.-
¤ KeEp Ya HeAd Up N nEvEr GiiVe Up ¤ -.•´`•.¸»¦«¸.•´`•.-.•´`•.¸»¦«¸.•´`•.-
.:|:.Have you ever ¤wondered¤ which hurts the most.:|:. Saying
((something)) and *wishing* you hadn't .::or saying [[nothing]] and *wishing* you had::.
:x:I wonder what he's thinking when he looks at me
and smiles :o:
Everything : there*s a
reasOn [fOr everything] : `nD if yOu can*t seem to find it'.. : there`z
a || reasOn || fOr that TOo `- - - - - - - - - - ->happens for a reason
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